Business Park Observer

Woman getting into a ford explorer just nailed a toyota pickup with her door when she opened it; now she's driving away.

If I ever hear that red bell sounding, the one mounted on the wall across the street, I'll be sure to call the fire department.

An old muscle car with four headlights and red paint like glossy fingernails just pulled up. You could have a pretty good chase scene with it and the white 1970-something Lincoln parked four spots over. It could be like in the Rockford Files.

I think the cloud today is called strato-cumulus.

Hey, on this side of the street I just noticed a guy picking up trash with a nail-on-a-stick and a bag. Business park sometimes has a claw-on-a-stick guy, haven't seen him this week. He wears a headphones.